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June 15, 2010
by Ramon Bautista in conversation with Erwin Romulo
Every great person has humble beginnings; like superheroes. Any good stories that made you who you are today?
RA Rivera discovered me and made me an action star. I would be a taong grasa if I didn’t agree to do scenes with Jun Sabayton.
How do you maintain your marvelous physique?
Basketball, football, wrestling, and Formula One racing—these are the games I play on the PlayStation.
As we all know, you are a very wise man. Just how smart are you, and how did you attain this level of intellectual superiority?
That question is void because my intelligence is immeasurable, like love.
Do you have a secret identity?
Yes, I am “Erwin Romulo” on Friendster.
How does the perfect human being find love in an imperfect world full of frail individuals like RJ Ledesma and Shawn Yao?
I don’t find love in RJ Ledesma because he is a man. Shawn Yao is a superb example of a concubine-quality woman. (Insert picture of Shawn Yao in swimsuit). Reading back issues of the pre-Erwin Romulo UNO magazines makes things easier for me to satisfy my desires for love.
What is the key to greatness?
I think paying some historical documentarists to write about you in history books is a good idea. When you become part of the books they study in high school, you’ll eventually have a statue on a bronze horse, carrying a sword. I think that’s a great form of greatness
Being perfect, how do you react to people commenting on your physical beauty—from all genders?
My body is like a piece of art. However, it’s just a stepping-stone to get their attention and mesmerize them while I control their feelings.
Are you a magnet for women?
Yes, for men too and some homosexuals.
As a perfect human being, how can one make society better?
For me, it’s just simply enjoying life, and having fun under the summer sun. Society is already perfect as it is. It’s those who complain and whine all the time that give the impression that things have to change.
How does one become Ramon Bautista?
Just stay as sweet as you are.
First published June 2010
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I wish he would teach class in that outfit.
He does teach class in that outfit.
“For me, it’s just simply enjoying life, and having fun under the summer sun. Society is already perfect as it is. It’s those who complain and whine all the time that give the impression that things have to change.” -naks! mabuhay ka ramon!
This is so much hellarious!
“That question is void because my intelligence is immeasurable, like love.”
WIN
“RA Rivera discovered me and made me an action star.”
panalo! hahahahaha
You gotta love the man!
mmonnnrraaa!!!!!!! you’re the bestest!!!!! erwin ang galing naman ng interview na ‘to? XDDD
onga. iba talaga yang si Monra. pag ma reincarnate ako gusto ko maging sya or si Al Gore.
yes unfortunately it has left scars, my love for him.